whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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