I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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