you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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