Christians are straight up FREAKS
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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