dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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