Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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