woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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