I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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