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You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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