six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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