i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
