Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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