Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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