what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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