she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Congratulations! We have a period
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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