so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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