scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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