playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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