There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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