I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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