Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
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