You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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