I think my vagina is haunted
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
