Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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