One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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