Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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