Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
