i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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