High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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