idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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