are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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