you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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