Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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