I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
And then he peed in my hair
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