problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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