does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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