the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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