i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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