Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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