Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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