That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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