She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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