with your own penis?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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