Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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