and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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