I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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