I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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