It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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