They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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