just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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