Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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