O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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