You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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