let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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