I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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